Karlisttadgabdog is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, loving chicken.

Karlisttadgabdog created a quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Karlisttadgabdog, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Karlisttadgabdog, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Karlisttadgabdog's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Karlisttadgabdog's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine tortoises approach from the east.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.