Midganduss is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, almighty toad.

Midganduss created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midganduss, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Midganduss, it will be very unhappy.

Midganduss' most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Midganduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Midganduss' priests.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Midganduss loves mice, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not stand on grass.