Gamstannan is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, all-powerful goat.

Gamstannan created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gamstannan, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gamstannan, she will turn you into a frog.

Gamstannan's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Gamstannan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gamstannan.

5. Never paint your head green.