Febkiklag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, pitiless bear.

Febkiklag created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febkiklag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Febkiklag, she will turn you into a sheep.

Febkiklag's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Febkiklag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think ill of sick goats.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Erect five iron sculptures of Febkiklag on top of important buildings.