Bestpiglin Libdanpas is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty camel.
Bestpiglin Libdanpas created the Sun five trillion years ago.
If you believe in Bestpiglin Libdanpas, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in Bestpiglin Libdanpas, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Bestpiglin Libdanpas' most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Bestpiglin Libdanpas' Holy Commandments
1. Hide if three otters approach from the south.
2. Never wear mauve dresses.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.