Gambansas Tenbossas Narlvablab is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, tiresome centaur.

Gambansas Tenbossas Narlvablab created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gambansas Tenbossas Narlvablab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gambansas Tenbossas Narlvablab, it will jump up and down on your head.

Gambansas Tenbossas Narlvablab's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gambansas Tenbossas Narlvablab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not hurt mites.

5. Put Gambansas Tenbossas Narlvablab first in all things.