Yokarp is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, emotional otter.

Yokarp created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Yokarp, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yokarp, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yokarp's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Yokarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Always treat ants with great respect.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never feed cucumbers to manatees while wearing black stockings.