Cedgabstan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent donkey.

Cedgabstan created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedgabstan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cedgabstan, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cedgabstan's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Cedgabstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Cedgabstan loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not commit murder.