Mon is a god.

She takes the form of a small, competent hamster.

Mon created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mon, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mon, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Mon's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Mon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never bounce in the presence of ducks.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Hide from green porpoises for they are unholy.