Linnelltail is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, egotistical toad.

Linnelltail created tapeworms seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Linnelltail, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Linnelltail, she will turn you into a goat.

Linnelltail's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Linnelltail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not hurt horses.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.