Budcathat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, conceited gerbil.

Budcathat created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budcathat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Budcathat, it will turn you into a frog.

Budcathat's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Budcathat's Holy Commandments

1. Put Budcathat first in all things.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Budcathat loves seals, so they must be respected.

5. Never wear white shoes.