Fobfemdan Busvogfot is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, confident hare.

Fobfemdan Busvogfot created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobfemdan Busvogfot, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fobfemdan Busvogfot, he will come to you in dreams.

Fobfemdan Busvogfot's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Fobfemdan Busvogfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ducks.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not kill sheep.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not take Fobfemdan Busvogfot's name in vain.