Fligtargrilsanfet is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, two-faced toad.

Fligtargrilsanfet created snails five million years ago.

If you believe in Fligtargrilsanfet, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fligtargrilsanfet, she will destroy your home planet.

Fligtargrilsanfet's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Fligtargrilsanfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet black.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.