Sidgovhud is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, flying rhinoceros.

Sidgovhud created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidgovhud, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sidgovhud, it will laugh at you.

Sidgovhud's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Sidgovhud's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three voles approach from the east.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Put Sidgovhud first in all things.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Never wear white coats.