Wadkadfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, duplicitous grasshopper.

Wadkadfeb created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wadkadfeb, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wadkadfeb, she will ignore you.

Wadkadfeb's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Wadkadfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest white.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.