Fitged is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm hyena.

Fitged created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Fitged, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fitged, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fitged's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Fitged's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras in need.

2. You must love Fitged.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not shave your legs.