Mignurlmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, clever butterfly.

Mignurlmeg created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mignurlmeg, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mignurlmeg, she will turn you into a mouse.

Mignurlmeg's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Mignurlmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. You must never eat wheat.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.