Donbogtaf is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody ferret.

Donbogtaf created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donbogtaf, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Donbogtaf, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Donbogtaf's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Donbogtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat doves with great respect.

2. Donbogtaf must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Donbogtaf.

5. Erect three nickel sculptures of Donbogtaf on top of important buildings.