Rakcutkam is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, awesome fly.

Rakcutkam created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rakcutkam, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Rakcutkam, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rakcutkam's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Rakcutkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Badgers are not to be trusted.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.