Yartbidlim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, weak hamster.

Yartbidlim created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yartbidlim, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yartbidlim, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Yartbidlim's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Yartbidlim's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yartbidlim.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never pour water over plants.