Fabafvon is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, all-knowing jellyfish.

Fabafvon created the planet Earth two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabafvon, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fabafvon, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Fabafvon's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Fabafvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always help sick doves.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.