Tenlogkom is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, astonishing horse.

Tenlogkom created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Tenlogkom, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tenlogkom, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Tenlogkom's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Tenlogkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always obey Tenlogkom's priests.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

4. Hide from violet horses for they are unholy.

5. Do not kill doves.