Hinyimsak is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, grumpy hyena.

Hinyimsak created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinyimsak, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hinyimsak, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hinyimsak's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Hinyimsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Erect six silicon sculptures of Hinyimsak on top of important buildings.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.