Larnlunstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage dragonfly.

Larnlunstrag created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Larnlunstrag, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Larnlunstrag, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Larnlunstrag's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Larnlunstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

2. Do not kill foxes.

3. Do not hurt mice.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never write about nebulae.