Komfebkab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, all-powerful octopus.

Komfebkab created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komfebkab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Komfebkab, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Komfebkab's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Komfebkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Never bounce near mice.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Komfebkab.

4. Never think ill of sick manatees.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.