Manzenfutdapfodnanbell is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, benevolent lizard.

Manzenfutdapfodnanbell created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manzenfutdapfodnanbell, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Manzenfutdapfodnanbell, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Manzenfutdapfodnanbell's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Manzenfutdapfodnanbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.