Cimwitnul is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, kind crow.

Cimwitnul created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cimwitnul, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cimwitnul, it will turn you into a mole.

Cimwitnul's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Cimwitnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not kill otters.

5. Put Cimwitnul first in all things.