Mutyattdumnaklip is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, merciless salamander.

Mutyattdumnaklip created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutyattdumnaklip, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mutyattdumnaklip, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Mutyattdumnaklip's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Mutyattdumnaklip's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Feed all hungry shrews.

3. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mutyattdumnaklip.