Xen is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, dishonourable giraffe.

Xen created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Xen, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Xen, she will be very sad.

Xen's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Xen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats in need.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always look after injured mites.

4. Always treat mice with great respect.

5. You must love Xen.