Wadwitbig is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, ruthless horse.

Wadwitbig created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadwitbig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wadwitbig, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wadwitbig's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Wadwitbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always look after injured swans.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wadwitbig.