Wotlargortmet is a god.

It takes the form of a small, witty butterfly.

Wotlargortmet created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wotlargortmet, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wotlargortmet, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wotlargortmet's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Wotlargortmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Always help dolphins in need.