Rawdinsog is a god.

He takes the form of a large, witty cat.

Rawdinsog created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawdinsog, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rawdinsog, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Rawdinsog's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Rawdinsog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.