Fasdudcusshapstafstigcuss is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, impressive human.

Fasdudcusshapstafstigcuss created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasdudcusshapstafstigcuss, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fasdudcusshapstafstigcuss, it will not invite you to parties.

Fasdudcusshapstafstigcuss' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fasdudcusshapstafstigcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never mention great tits.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.