Cudkomjap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable troll.

Cudkomjap created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudkomjap, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cudkomjap, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cudkomjap's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Cudkomjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not kill doves.