Yogcudsug is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, grumpy fly.

Yogcudsug created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogcudsug, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yogcudsug, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yogcudsug's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Yogcudsug's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Yogcudsug seven times a day.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not take Yogcudsug's name in vain.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never feed melons to rats while wearing white tights.