Tabquillcip is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, strong warg.

Tabquillcip created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabquillcip, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tabquillcip, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Tabquillcip's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Tabquillcip's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Tabquillcip five times a day.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tabquillcip.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.