Lakhunbig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, compassionate chinchilla.

Lakhunbig created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lakhunbig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lakhunbig, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Lakhunbig's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Lakhunbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.