Wanlakhashugarttaglop is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast mouse.

Wanlakhashugarttaglop created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanlakhashugarttaglop, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wanlakhashugarttaglop, he will turn you into a frog.

Wanlakhashugarttaglop's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Wanlakhashugarttaglop's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wanlakhashugarttaglop.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not hurt otters.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wanlakhashugarttaglop.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.