Gombegyim is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, kind mongoose.

Gombegyim created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gombegyim, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gombegyim, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Gombegyim's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gombegyim's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gombegyim.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Gombegyim loves geese, so they must be honoured.