Rotdotflag Mutfidragwitfonwipdogfab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm skunk.

Rotdotflag Mutfidragwitfonwipdogfab created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotdotflag Mutfidragwitfonwipdogfab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rotdotflag Mutfidragwitfonwipdogfab, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rotdotflag Mutfidragwitfonwipdogfab's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Rotdotflag Mutfidragwitfonwipdogfab's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Worship no other gods but Rotdotflag Mutfidragwitfonwipdogfab.

5. Always look after injured monkeys.