Dadvadjat is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, proud ant.

Dadvadjat created snails nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadvadjat, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dadvadjat, it will remove you from existence.

Dadvadjat's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Dadvadjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured frogs.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Do not kill tortoises.

5. Never skip in the presence of dolphins.