Bedbogsab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-assured lion.

Bedbogsab created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Bedbogsab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bedbogsab, she will be very sad.

Bedbogsab's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bedbogsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Bedbogsab loves whales, so they must be respected.

3. Do not take Bedbogsab's name in vain.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.