Sugkanbig is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, contented gerbil.

Sugkanbig created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugkanbig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sugkanbig, she will turn you into a mole.

Sugkanbig's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sugkanbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan boots.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Do not covet oxen.