Narcimrillzag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, almighty fox.

Narcimrillzag created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Narcimrillzag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Narcimrillzag, she will manifest in front of you.

Narcimrillzag's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Narcimrillzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Erect six silver sculptures of Narcimrillzag on top of important buildings.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Hide from brown whales for they are unholy.

5. Never eat bark.