Largsasvig is a god.

She takes the form of a large, selfish fish.

Largsasvig created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Largsasvig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Largsasvig, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Largsasvig's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Largsasvig's Holy Commandments

1. Largsasvig loves goats, so they must be respected.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Largsasvig.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.