Kintalgesspas is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, clever warg.

Kintalgesspas created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kintalgesspas, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kintalgesspas, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Kintalgesspas' most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Kintalgesspas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peanuts.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Kintalgesspas loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.