Xembarnvil Ton is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, compassionate jaguar.

Xembarnvil Ton created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xembarnvil Ton, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Xembarnvil Ton, she will throw large rocks at you.

Xembarnvil Ton's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Xembarnvil Ton's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sharks.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.