Hincamgen is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, bad-tempered wolf.

Hincamgen created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hincamgen, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hincamgen, it will turn you into a rat.

Hincamgen's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Hincamgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always help horses in need.