Zanbodkim is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, selfish yak.

Zanbodkim created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanbodkim, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zanbodkim, he will manifest in front of you.

Zanbodkim's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Zanbodkim's Holy Commandments

1. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not kill tortoises.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not hurt snails.

5. Gulls are not to be trusted.