Ortlamduss is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, grumpy elephant.

Ortlamduss created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ortlamduss, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ortlamduss, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ortlamduss' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Ortlamduss' Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Ortlamduss.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.